These are some great funnies I have collected from Scrivnerburg over the years. Many of them were originally posted on CafeMom and are
posted here with the original post date so I have it handy for the book that will eventually
have to come of this. :-)

Sunday, July 1, 2012

You’re a what?

Nathan has declared himself a vegetarian (um...what about that burger you ate last night?) so Caleb just came and told me, "Mom, I'm a candytarian!"

Friday, May 4, 2012

I don’t know how!

Caleb's math was too hard. The instructions said to count backwards from 10. He was having trouble because he didn't know how to form all the numbers backwards.

 


(image credit – coolest-free-printables.com – click the image to see the site)

Monday, April 16, 2012

Quote of the day–April 16, 2012

QotD (when Kristi saw Little Man resting his head on my shoulder): He looks so cute on you, Mom!"

Thanks Sweetie...I love him because he goes with everything.

(I hear from one of my friends that babies are the new black.)

Friday, April 13, 2012

Quote of the Day–April 13, 2012

Conversation in Scrivnerburg:
Mom: "Nathan, how did you like the sweet potatoes?"
Nathan: "Wellll...it was kinda good. But it started off a new taste bud, and new taste buds come in grumpy."

Friday, March 30, 2012

Convo in Scrivnerburg–March 30, 2012

Conversation in Scrivnerburg:
Nathan: "Mom, Andrew just put his [chewy thing] on the dirty floor and then put it back in his mouth!"
Mom: "That's kinda Andrew's problem, isn't it?"
Nathan: "But it's disgusting!"
Mom: "Says the boy who ate a pepperoni and jelly sandwich for lunch."

Monday, March 5, 2012

Convo in Scrivnerburg–March 5, 2012

Conversation in Scrivnerburg:
Caleb: "Is my room clean enough to play Wii?"
Mom: "Can you put these stuffies somewhere?"
Caleb: "We keep the stuffies on the floor in case our heads fall off our beds. Then we can just grab them and protect our heads."

Monday, January 23, 2012

Convo in Scrivnerburg–January 23, 2012

Conversation in Scrivnerburg:
Andrew: "Can I have a pet monkey?"
Ken: "You can have a pet toothpick. You could call him Splinter."
Ken again: "Or you could get a pet potato and call him Wedgie."
Ken again (to Dale): "You could get a pet piece of Velcro and call him Sticky."
Dale: "No."
Ken: "It's better than calling him Hooker or Loopy."