These are some great funnies I have collected from Scrivnerburg over the years. Many of them were originally posted on CafeMom and are
posted here with the original post date so I have it handy for the book that will eventually
have to come of this. :-)

Sunday, April 17, 2011

They just can’t get along

"As we've been teaching Caleb which foot each shoe goes on, we always tell him his toes need to "talk to each other." This morning he told me he didn't want to switch his shoes to the right feet because his toes "don't really like each other anyway.”

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Nothing’s broken!

Overheard in Scrivnerburg:
Nathan (as he trips over "stuff"): "Nothing's broken!"
Ken: "When your motto is 'nothing's broken' there might be a problem.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

So cool!

Yet another great conversation in Scrivnerburg:

Mom: "Fancy, what does the sign on that house door say?"
Fancy: "I don't know. I was too busy trying to look cool."

Friday, December 31, 2010

Watch out for those mints

QofD from Caleb: "My nose needed a drink because I put a mint up it and it was spicy!"

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Awww…that’s sad.

"Caleb: The raindrops are God's tears.

Me: Why is God crying? Caleb: Because He misses the sun."

Friday, September 25, 2009

Popcorn, anyone?

Note to self: don't allow 5th grader to take microwave popcorn for Read & Feed time. Teacher will overcook it and cause the smoke alarms to go off. The fire department will completely disrupt the Read & Feed time.