These are some great funnies I have collected from Scrivnerburg over the years. Many of them were originally posted on CafeMom and are
posted here with the original post date so I have it handy for the book that will eventually
have to come of this. :-)

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Nothing’s broken!

Overheard in Scrivnerburg:
Nathan (as he trips over "stuff"): "Nothing's broken!"
Ken: "When your motto is 'nothing's broken' there might be a problem.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

So cool!

Yet another great conversation in Scrivnerburg:

Mom: "Fancy, what does the sign on that house door say?"
Fancy: "I don't know. I was too busy trying to look cool."

Friday, December 31, 2010

Watch out for those mints

QofD from Caleb: "My nose needed a drink because I put a mint up it and it was spicy!"

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Awww…that’s sad.

"Caleb: The raindrops are God's tears.

Me: Why is God crying? Caleb: Because He misses the sun."

Friday, September 25, 2009

Popcorn, anyone?

Note to self: don't allow 5th grader to take microwave popcorn for Read & Feed time. Teacher will overcook it and cause the smoke alarms to go off. The fire department will completely disrupt the Read & Feed time.