"Caleb: The raindrops are God's tears.
Me: Why is God crying? Caleb: Because He misses the sun."
"Caleb: The raindrops are God's tears.
Me: Why is God crying? Caleb: Because He misses the sun."
Note to self: don't allow 5th grader to take microwave popcorn for Read & Feed time. Teacher will overcook it and cause the smoke alarms to go off. The fire department will completely disrupt the Read & Feed time.